The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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