She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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