I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Can you bring me the toilet please
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
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