he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
im holly from the hills drunk
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
It's blow job season.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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