Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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