my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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