just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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