found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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