woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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