There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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