literally had 100 drinks last night.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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