The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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