His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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