The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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