The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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