those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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