Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
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