I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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