i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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