Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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