I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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