Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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