You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
