We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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