I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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