Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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