Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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