Your tits are I can't wait for
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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