: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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