We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
NoShamevember. You game?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Randomize
