Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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