Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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