Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Will exercising make me less horny?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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