come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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