I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
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