No awkward lesbian experiences without me
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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