Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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