used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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