I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Randomize
