So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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