You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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