her vagine was all disorganized.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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