i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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