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I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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