Don't you send me to vm
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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