# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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