Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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