yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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