so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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