the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize