I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
We had sex on a dog bed..
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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