"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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