btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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