I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
whose ass print is on the piano?
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I think your dad took our porno
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
