I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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