you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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