I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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